May 2013
bideogams:
*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*
*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
pizza:
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
vvorldwideweb:
foodtrucker:
*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
toominator:
spookeys:
the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him
hatoful-boxcars:
using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about
titaniumbutt:
you may be the
but i am the
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
achronicmasturbator:
Q is just like the letter O but with its dick out
laughingnancy:
i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
assgod:
despairtanaka:
the great
i heard he’s a spy for team rocket
mond0:
i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life
absol:
do you ever look back on your own posts from years ago and just
porndirector:
i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
egberts:
where can i buy that for free
jakemalik:
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
idiosyncratic-lavender:
whats in the bag
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
